the-turd-burglar asked: Show us your tail!
Guys. My girlfriend wants me to show my tail. Do we want front tail or back tail? My bum bum is hairy, but my dick is AWESOME.
Guys. My girlfriend wants me to show my tail. Do we want front tail or back tail? My bum bum is hairy, but my dick is AWESOME.
I no has tail. I has a front tail. And if I get permission, you just may see it on here.
18. The last time you felt broken? July 27th, 2012. That changed a couple months later.
24. What do you want right this second? Smoke.
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? You know I do, love. <3
39. Who was the last person you danced with? You, I believe.
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? Baking, modeling. OR MODELING BAKED GOODS.
Greyface, you’ve never seen my bottom! It’s pretty non-existent, truth be told. Thank you, though.
Deja-Vu feeling? All the goddamn time. It’s so weird. But I see it as me losing a life and starting from my last checkpoint.
4. Is trust a big issue for you? On occasion, it can be. Not necessarily limited to relationships, but in general. But I try to give it my all.
6. What are you excited for? I get to see my Kitten (Girlfriend) on Thursday, it’s been almost two weeks without her. She’s in for a great time with her Daddy (That’s me).
14. What are you going to spend money on next? Probably food, then Kitten, then divorce.
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? I think anything is possible. Some things will change. Maybe my appearance.
20. Are you starting to realize anything? That I need to quit being so damn foolish and get serious about my life or I won’t have one at all.
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? Honestly, I’d be hurt, and I’d say so. But it’s their life and I’m not in control of it. If it’s going to happen, it’s going to happen.
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? Laughter is key, so no.
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? About and hour and a half away, so too damn far.
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? I think a lot of that has to do with what they did to ruin the first chance. I’ve been given second chances before, so it’d only make sense to give someone else one.
48. Do you sing in the shower? I sing everywhere.
55. Favorite type of fruit pie? Not a pie fan. But I do like blueberry cheesecake.
So, I just realized that 48 is in here twice.
62. What do you wear to bed? Lately it’s been too damn hot, so mostly just my underoos.
71. Can you curl your tongue? I can curl, roll, flip, and clover my tongue. It’s rather talented. Ask my Kitten. ;)
82. Favorite type of cookie? Kitten makes Clusterfucks, I’d have to say those. Hands down.
92. Do you want to get married? Someday, yes. But I have a few things to take care of first.
I’m not complaining, asshole. I’m just wondering as to why the influx of followers are all porn/risque related blogs, which is not something I subscribe to. Politely dislodge the rod from your ass, greyface.
why all these pornblogs following me all of a sudden? I don’t even follow porn blogs. Hmph.
I have less than 50 followers, and I think all of you are wonderful. Please, don’t hesitate to talk to me. I’m not as bad as you’d think.
Usually, I’m pretty opposed to drinking by myself. But I have Dragonball Z to keep me entertained, so I’m cool.